a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human


This was legit her face all throughout the show



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how my emotions work


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  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no
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Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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hello ladies i googled feminism please sleep with me

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Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

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white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

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Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce