coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

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ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

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fuckyeahdementia:

bye losers!

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versacepromises:

searching for that grammy like

image

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nick2bomb:

same

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#omfg  #nsfw  #kinda  #I think

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

image

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Anonymous: You gay? 

buzzfeed:

We are a website.

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Anonymous: Sexually? 

Sexually what? Or do you mean sexuality? So confused

rameysaurus:

punwitch:

pokemon1208:

So I was wondering if anyone else was aware of this but if you hold           ”Z” + “C” (“alt” + “C” for mac) this comes up so you can literally post something while you’re in the middle of your dash and you won’t have to open a new tab or go back to the top.

((credit goes to the 3 year old who thought it would be funny to hit my keyboard while she watching me scroll through tumblr))

Holy fucking shit tumblr developers did something actually useful

^and failed to mention it to their users, rendering it useless until accidentally discovered by a toddler

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shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

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