a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human
This was legit her face all throughout the show
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Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
hello ladies i googled feminism please sleep with me
Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce