actionables:

actionables:

when he say it 10 inches and it really is

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when he even bigger

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2,091 notes  2 days agotelapatheticactionables

alegbra:

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

70,134 notes  2 days agotelapatheticalegbra

coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

242,904 notes  2 weeks agoruinedchildhoodaustriea

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

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fuckyeahdementia:

bye losers!

24,590 notes  2 weeks agobeyoncevevo4gifs

versacepromises:

searching for that grammy like

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nick2bomb:

same

36,484 notes  2 weeks agothehamgallerycoachpervman
#omfg  #nsfw  #kinda  #I think

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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186,616 notes  2 weeks agohappiestlesbiandemon
Anonymous: You gay? 

buzzfeed:

We are a website.

35,512 notes  2 weeks agocool-horsebuzzfeed
Anonymous: Sexually? 

Sexually what? Or do you mean sexuality? So confused